Up until today, when I read this article, I thought that I was eating a yogurt by the name of “FACE.” I disappointingly found out a few minutes ago that this yogurt goes by the name of “FAGE”. I am currently in a state of shock and am not to be disturbed at this time. Truer Story.
Yesterday the school where I work had our annual picnic in the neighborhood park. I was in charge of running a craft booth (“Craft” is in my blood after all), so I sat right next to the face painting booth. All day long I had Spiderman, kitty cats, tigers, and princesses greeting me with great enthusiasm. But the best moment had to be when a 4 year old Hulk approached me and asked who painted my face. No one had painted my face. I asked in curiosity what type of paint he thought I was wearing and he replied, “All of that white stuff.” Now, I’m a very pale girl and I own it, but this comment hit a new level.
Truer Story:Once I played that game where you put your iPod on shuffle and you let the songs be the answers to a bunch of questions…well, this song came up as the song that I would dance to at my “wedding.” It’s probably the right answer too…
Last week I threw myself a birthday party. Yeah, I still do that kind of thing. I decided to make some cupcakes for the occasion and definitely wanted to blow out 32 candles, so I went ahead and purchased a box of those too. There were several kinds to choose from, so naturally I selected the ones labeled as “Magic”…not really considering what magic might mean, but in my opinion, magic is always a good thing. After the lighting ceremony, I went to blow out the candles and…low and behold, the candles all re-lit themselves. Nice. I bought myself “magic” trick candles…I guess there’s some magic in that.
Photo by Sam.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Eno. Yes, the rumors are true. I accidentally bought us trick birthday candles for our cupcakes last night. To my credit, the box said “magic” and I’m a sucker for things that say “magic.”
Truer Story: In lieu of DB and I’s birthdays…I thought I’d remind everybody that we’re on a road to nowhere.