December 2011
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Truer Story: A warm cup of failure
I want to punch Yogi tea sometimes…none of my promises have been presents and none of my presents have been promises. It just feels like a hot cup of failure at this point. The only thing I’m finding pleasant with this cup of tea is the rainbow on the mug…and my freshly painted gray nails.
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Truer Story: Being a "Good Human"
While visiting the mighty state of Mississippi, let’s just say I watched some TV. While I ate my grits, the Today show was on. Your first thought might be, “WHY!?” Well, first of all, I let my mom do the choosing and second, I learned one new thing from watching: how to be a Good Human and naturally unclog a drain without using harmful chemicals like Draino. If you...
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Truer Story: Her.
A little obsessed with Marianna Palka…she kinda alters my gender attraction norms.
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Truer Story: I didn't know they had elves down...
While at home hanging with me with by myself in my childhood bedroom, I’ve nothing better to do than to reminesce and to overthink. Currently my thoughts are lending themselves toward my lifelong obsession with minature things. My shadowbox still hangs in the corner of my room full of Smurfs, Rainbow Brite, and Disney figurines. I have never been able to figure out how to safely get it to...
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Truer Story: I fought the spoon and the spoon won.
As my sinus infection lives on, I have been trying all the natural remedies I can to de-puff my beautiful green eyes. My regular old eye masks housed in my fridge are just not cutting it. A new remedy I discovered via eHow tells me that if I use frozen spoons, it will reduce my puffiness “within a matter of minutes.” I smell BS. Not only are my eyes still puffy, but I have black...
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Truer Story: You know, it really is “Hard to...
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Truer Story: What was I supposed to be doing...
Because I have something other than Tumblr that I am supposed to be working on, I am thinking about the most random things ever and am deciding to share.
Like how I used to love Hocus Pocus circa 7th grade (‘93)…I remember having a slight phase (pre-Party Girl Parker Posey look) where dressing “witchy” was the thing and Hocus Pocus was the obsession.
…which of...
Truer Story: "but... I DO exist..."
this-is-hardcore-:
Sometimes I am like 90% sure that a blog is a fake person but I don’t say anything because I just imagine a poor sad internet kid seeing it and thinking “but… I do exist…”
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Truer Story: Listened to 3x in a row…so...
moochingwarwidows asked: i'd buy the simpsons and penny dude but i am from australia so not sure how shipping works yo
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Truer Story: NONE of my Ebay items will sell.
So far I have posted the following must have items several times on Ebay and not a single one has sold. What is wrong with my stuff? These are perfectly reasonable items for you to own! (Psst, order now before it’s too late…Christmas and Hanukkah are just around the corner).
1 Talking Donald Trump doll (he says 17 phrases from The Apprentice, you can’t go wrong)
1 Donnie...
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Truer Story: What is Real?
“Does it hurt?”
“Sometimes.”
“Does it happen all at once?…or bit by bit?”
“It doesn’t happen all at once… It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been love off, and your...
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Truer Story: This is for Jonathan…
When I...
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Truer Story: Fear of...Everything.
Yesterday I checked my mail to find a present that I sent myself…David Byrne just released the Talking Heads Chronology…it’s no less than great. Accompanying lots of unreleased Talking Heads footage is an unpublished manuscript that Lester Bangs wrote as a review of the album Fear of Music for The Village Voice. Apparently he rambled too much for The Voice. I can identify with...
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Truer Story: "You hit me with your eyes"