I still cannot figure out this mystery…Time Out New York has chosen what they perceive to be the “most stylish” New Yorkers. See what you think.

To this guy: If only we could all make our hairs stand on end and roll our pant legs up just right…we just might be stylish too.

To this girl: If only I could get my jeans acid washed just right and my vest just ill-fitted enough…

To these guys: I have no words for you.

To this guy: Your hair…your jungle cruise shirt…what possessed you to stuff your pants into your socks just so?

To this guy: I kind of wish I could get behind this suit, but does it have to be one custom made for pimps?

If only someone had spotted me in my best gray sweatpants…I just might have made it into this glorious round up too.