Last week I threw myself a birthday party.  Yeah, I still do that kind of thing.  I decided to make some cupcakes for the occasion and definitely wanted to blow out 32 candles, so I went ahead and purchased a box of those too.  There were several kinds to choose from, so naturally I selected the ones labeled as “Magic”…not really considering what magic might mean, but in my opinion, magic is always a good thing.  After the lighting ceremony, I went to blow out the candles and…low and behold, the candles all re-lit themselves.  Nice.  I bought myself “magic” trick candles…I guess there’s some magic in that.

Photo by Sam.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Eno.  Yes, the rumors are true.  I accidentally bought us trick birthday candles for our cupcakes last night.  To my credit, the box said “magic” and I’m a sucker for things that say “magic.”

With Love,

Truer Stories

Happy Birthday, DB. 

xo,

Truer Stories

Truer Story: In lieu of DB and I’s birthdays…I thought I’d remind everybody that we’re on a road to nowhere.

Truer Story: Contrary to popular belief, Elvis was born in Mississippi…

Happy birthday to the King xo

…You can carry my groceries anytime.

Today is David Byrne’s birthday and at midnight Brian Eno and I turn into pumpkins.

If you were invited to our birthdays, our invitations would look something like this…

Now let’s all wish us a happy year…