Truer Story: Ummm, yes, all the time please

Welcome to 1995’s MGM Studios. I remember that this Star Tours ride made my dad severely motion sick. I spent the whole time afraid I was going to get thrown up on. We didn’t know it was one of those “simulation” rides that keeps you in a secretly stationary spot while it pretends that it’s taking you all over space with fake Ewoks. It was not good and I don’t miss it. This photo, however, is great…I wouldn’t mind a large poster of it.
Truer Story: I just tried a Neti Pot for the first time.
HOLY COW…that felt weird. I was not aware that I should prepare to have the salty water flow out of my opposite nostril…totally was not prepared for that part. I am glad no one else had to watch it happen…could have been a gross scene.
Now let’s see if it can take the “sick as a puppy” part out of me…
I’m waiting….
STILL waiting…
I wish I had a dog that looked like an Ewok right now to distract me from all of this waiting…

Truer Story: Never has my blog been so popular…
…as when I write about Ewok dogs.
doubtful that this will get reposted at all, but…Les Petits Ewoks….?????????

Truer Story: Some dogs can pass for Ewoks
A recent Facebook conversation brought up this interesting truer fact. Whether we support Ewoks or not (I happen to love them, but maybe that’s because I appreciate cute things), it just so happens that many dogs are accidentally born looking like those fluffy Star Wars creatures. See for yourselves.



